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Political spectrum
Forget left vs right: place yourself on 6 axes at once.
The classic left-right axis falls short. This test places you across 6 independent dimensions: economy, authority, culture, territory, ecology and religion. You'll see your classic compass, your full radar and your political archetype.
Big Five personality
The personality model with the most scientific backing.
Measures the big five traits (OCEAN): Openness, Conscientiousness, Extraversion, Agreeableness and Neuroticism. It's the standard model in personality psychology and the basis of most of your insights.
Self-esteem test
How do you get on with yourself?
The Rosenberg scale: ten statements, half a century of use, and the most reliable quick snapshot of how you value yourself. Low self-esteem isn't a fixed trait: it's a state you can work on — this test tells you your starting point.
Moral foundations
What your morality is built on — and why you clash with people who build on something else.
Haidt's theory holds that human morality rests on six foundations: care, fairness, loyalty, authority, purity and liberty. Almost nobody weighs them equally, and that is where most political arguments are born. It is the best psychological predictor of ideology there is.
Your values
Schwartz's 10 universal values: what actually drives you.
Schwartz identified ten values present in every culture, arranged in a circle of built-in tensions: you can't maximise security and stimulation at once, nor power and universalism. You'll see which ones drive you and what trade-offs they imply. Scores are relative to your own average (50): they show what YOU prioritise, not how much you agree in general.
Attachment style
How you work in close relationships — and why the same patterns keep repeating.
Adult attachment is not four boxes, it is two dimensions: how much you fear abandonment (anxiety) and how uncomfortable intimacy makes you (avoidance). The famous styles — secure, anxious, avoidant, fearful — are the quadrants of that plane. Here we measure it properly.
Emotional intelligence test
Do your emotions fly you, or do you fly them?
Four distinct skills: noticing what you feel, reading what others feel, using emotion as fuel, and turning the volume down when needed. Based on the Salovey–Mayer model and the structure of the WLEIS scale. It doesn't measure how nice you are: it measures skill.
Sense of humour test
Tell me what you laugh at and I'll tell you who you are
Martin's four humour styles: the one that bonds (affiliative), the one that carries you (self-enhancing), the one that cuts (aggressive) and the one that makes you the target (self-defeating). The first two track with wellbeing; the last two send invoices.
Evil test
How much villain is in there? The dark triad, measured seriously.
Measures the three «dark triad» traits: Machiavellianism (strategic manipulation), narcissism (grandiosity) and psychopathy (coldness and impulsivity). Everyone scores something — the question is how much.
Pushover test
Do you stand your ground, or apologise for existing?
Measures three things we tend to lump together: assertiveness (saying what you think), people pleasing (needing approval) and conflict avoidance (dodging the row). You can be very assertive and still avoid conflict — here you'll see it.
Honesty-Humility
The sixth factor the Big Five misses — and the best predictor of whether you would cheat.
HEXACO adds a sixth factor to the big five: Honesty-Humility. It predicts unethical behaviour better than agreeableness and is the exact mirror image of the dark triad. Sincerity, not exploiting others, not feeling entitled to more.
Locus of control test
Who's driving your life: you or chance?
Rotter's classic: do you attribute what happens to you to your own effort, or to luck, connections and the system? An internal locus predicts everything from salary to health — though taken to the extreme it becomes blaming yourself for the weather.